George the Collie & the Christmas Joke.

The funny side of Christmas detritus…..

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So we were moving furniture around in the dining room the other day and, as ever, George is in the thick of things. ‘Helping’ he calls it.

Suddenly he scoops up a little piece of paper that’s slid behind a unit and he’s off.

‘George, don’t eat that!’ I yell, hopefully, after him but he’s already gone out the back door.

Two minutes later he’s back. Back for more? No. He’s got a joke.

‘It’s a cracker Dad, honest’

I acquiesce.

‘Why did Scrooge score the goal?’

‘What?’ I ask, surprised by the festive theme to the joke.

‘Why did Scrooge score the goal?’

‘I don’t know, why?’

‘Because the the Ghost of Christmas passed!’

‘It’s June 1st!’

‘I told you it was a cracker!’ He laughs. 

Author: George the Border Collie Dog 🐶

The life and times of a #British #BorderCollie #dog. Fan of Cheese 🧀, Socks & tummy rubs.

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