George the Collie jokes and puns 15

Making a good impression.

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I’ve been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth
I think they might be trying to groom me.

Author: George the Border Collie Dog 🐶

The life and times of a #British #BorderCollie #dog. Fan of Cheese 🧀, Socks & tummy rubs.

4 thoughts on “George the Collie jokes and puns 15”

  1. Every time one of your puns and Dad jokes appears I read it aloud to my husband and they tickle him more than they should really. The “I think they might be trying to groom me” is his current favourite though.

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      1. He loves crap Dad jokes. Every Christmas for the last 20yrs I’ve heard “How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas? He felt his presence… felt!! He FELT HIS PRESENTS GET IT?? DO YOU GET IT HE FELT HIS…”

        “Yes.. yes we get it”

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