George the Collie jokes and puns 130

Flipper off.


I met a woman on a dating site for dolphin impersonators….

The minute we met, we just clicked.

George the Collie jokes and puns 129

Mightier than the sword.

I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a biro lid I get all sad and tearful…..

He said “Can you tell me how long have you had all these pen top emotions ?”